In a recent survey, the American Medical Association
learned that roughly only 40% of Americans receive flue vaccinations, though
other vaccinations, for polio, measles, and others, are much higher but not the
optimal 100%. Finding that vaccinations are in large part voluntary, the vaccination
rate could be much greater if they were mandatory. Rather than go through all
the troubles of imposing marshal law to ensure a high participant rate, the American
Medical Association feels that bees are better equipped and more effective than
modern syringes and free vaccinations. Acting on the AMA’s guidance, the Center
for Disease Control, in partnership with Monsanto and Merck, is developing a
vaccine distribution method by utilizing GMO bees to inject vaccines into humans.
Because of human's natural aversion to bees, the CDC are crossbreeding the most
aggressive bees - favoring those showing traits of hostility towards humans. As
the queen propagates, the scientists explain, she will pass down both the
modified DNA and hostility towards humans to all her generations of offspring.
The first trials will begin with a vaccine for the flu. Scientists expect a
mortality rate of a mere 7.5 deaths per one hundred, matching the mortality
rate of people who are allergic to bee stings.
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