Use a PEBBLE for Dry Mouth

For thousands of years, people would put a pebble in their mouth if they were thirsty or their mouth was dry. Nowadays, there are products that are either implanted in a person's mouth and/or require electrical stimulation and frequent dentist visits. Sometimes the simplest answer is the best one. (Before you dry-mouthers chastise me, this is in good humour.)

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